Wednesday Season 3 Will Now Be Filmed in a Real-Life Addams Family Mansion That's Haunted by 200 Lawyers
In a brilliant display of meta-horror, Netflix announced today that "Wednesday Season 3" will abandon soundstages to film entirely inside a cursed, crumbling Victorian mansion that has been "legally occupied" by 200 quarreling entertainment attorneys since the mid-1990s. "We wanted authentic chaos," said showrunners, explaining that the lawyers—who have been fighting over a rival estate's streaming rights for three decades—are rumored to have learned how to set paperwork on fire with their minds. Early leaked B-roll shows Wednesday staring blankly at a conference table covered in stale donuts and cease-and-desist letters, while Thing gives a frantic thumbs-up from inside a briefcase.