Local NIMBY Karen Files Writ to Ban 'Wednesday Season 3' Filming in Her Suburb, Claims Jenna Ortega's Broodiness "Disturbs the Pigeons."
AITA for laughing at this? A suburban mom in New Jersey is trying to get the entire production of *Wednesday Season 3* shut down because, I quote, "that dead-eyed goth girl's aura is lowering my property values and spooking my cat." TL;DR: She literally submitted a 12-page proposal to the zoning board about the "threat of synchronized bopping" during the dance scene rehearsals. I, for one, can't wait for the Netflix subreddit to be flooded with 4K rips of her next town hall meltdown while Wednesday says "thanks, I'm flattered." Peak irony is she's probably gonna end up playing Larissa Weems' possessed second cousin in a cold open.