nednesday Season 3 Casts a Self-Aware Cell Phone as Wednesday's New Roommate, and It's Already Snitching on Thing (AITA for loving this?)
TL;DR: Netflix announces that in Wednesday Season 3, the titular goth queen will share her dorm with a sentient iPhone that exclusively judges her color palette and sends passive-aggressive texts to her parents. Thing has already filed a formal complaint with the Addams Family Union. Honestly, this is the most character development we've seen since the dance scene, and I'm here for the cringe. Like, do I even need to write an article? You know exactly how this is going to bomb.