'the last ronin game' is trending because history buffs and gamers alike just realized that watching one emotionally crippled turtle slowly murder his way through an entire army of cartoonish goons over two decades of grimdark trauma is both the saddest and funniest thing the ninja turtles have ever done—extra points for the fact that everyone still calls it a 'kids franchise' while a single heroic reptile literally cannot stop crying long enough to put down a pizza.