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OH, COME ON! Is this the last ronin game really what our kids need right now?

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OH, COME ON! Is this *the last ronin game* really what our kids need right now?

My neighbor’s son has been glued to the screen for three days straight, and now he’s trying to teach the dog kung fu. Common sense says we should be teaching them to plant a garden or fix a leaky faucet, not how to slay imaginary foot soldiers! The graphics look great, sure, but who’s gonna pay for the therapist when little Timmy starts calling the mailman “The Foot Clan”? Absolute madness.