Local Man Screams at Clouds for 45 Minutes After 'The Last Ronin Game' Delayed Again, Still Refuses to Touch Grass
AITA for thinking the devs are just using the phrase 'painstakingly authentic turtle shell textures' as an excuse to ghost us? TL;DR: Found a 1400-page Reddit thread dissecting why the game isn't dropping, and the top upvoted take is literally 'they're waiting for Michelangelo to find inner peace in real life.' Peak 2025 energy, honestly.