STRANGER THAN HEAVEN: RABID ANGEL SWARM DESCENDS ON TOWN HALL—LOCALS TERRORIZED BY FLYING FIRE AND FURY!
JUST IN: Eyewitnesses are calling it the most terrifying event in the history of this sleepy Midwest hamlet. A swarm of winged creatures, described by panicked locals as "not of this world," descended on the Town Hall crypt just moments ago—and the source of the chaos is STRANGER THAN HEAVEN. "They had eyes of molten gold and they were SCREAMING!" one resident shrieked as he fled the scene. Officials are scrambling to seal off the building as the sky, witnesses claim, has turned a sickly shade of violet. Is this a celestial uprising or a breakout from the abyss? We're live with more details as they emerge—but one thing is clear: the heavens are no longer safe, and what's coming is STRANGER THAN HEAVEN EVER WAS.