Local Mum Goes Full Karen at Council Meeting, Says Nothing is "Stranger Than Heaven" Than Common Sense Rules
Just got back from the town hall meeting where they're debating whether we can put a park bench near the bus stop. The council member drones on for 45 minutes about "environmental impact assessments" and "pedestrian flow patterns." I finally stood up and said, "Look, I've got three kids and a full-time job. Nothing is stranger than heaven than the idea that we need a 12-month study to put a wooden bench on a patch of dirt." The room went dead silent, then half the people clapped. The council looked at me like I just grew a second head. Honestly, common sense is the only thing stranger than heaven these days.