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Stranger Than Heaven: City Council Bans Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeders, Says They’re 'Discriminatory' to Rodents

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Stranger Than Heaven: City Council Bans Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeders, Says They’re 'Discriminatory' to Rodents

So let me get this straight. The city council just voted to ban 'exclusionary' bird feeders that keep squirrels out. They call it 'discriminatory' and say feeders need to be 'inclusive for all urban wildlife.' I swear, common sense has left the building. Now my backyard is a rodent free-for-all because some nanny-state bureaucrat thinks a squirrel has civil rights. This is stranger than heaven.