stranger than heaven: Local man files noise complaint against neighbor's wind chimes, calls them 'psychological warfare'
ANGry local resident: Seriously? This is what our tax dollars are going to? My neighbor's wind chimes sound like a symphony compared to the guy two doors down who blasts polka at 6 AM. But no, we get some Karen calling the cops because a gentle breeze set off some metal tubes. The officer actually showed up and said it's a "quality of life issue." Quality of life? You want real quality of life? Try spending a week with my in-laws. That's stranger than heaven, folks. Use some common sense. If you don't like wind chimes, close your window. Or better yet, move to the moon. This is why nobody trusts the city council anymore.