Stranger Than Heaven: Council Spends £50k on 'Safe Spaces' Art Installation While Potholes Swallow Cars Whole
Oh, brilliant. Just what we need—another wavy bit of metal that looks like a melted coat hanger, costing us a fortune. I saw the plans for this 'Stranger Than Heaven' nonsense in the local paper. My neighbour’s car needs a new suspension after hitting that crater on Elm Street, but sure, let’s spend fifty grand on a sculpture that explains how to ‘feel safe’ in a park that’s already fine. Common sense, people. Fix the roads first, then we can talk about art.