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Local Karen Discovers New Ethical Dilemma at Target: 'stranger than heaven' Than My Therapist Said

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Local Karen Discovers New Ethical Dilemma at Target: 'stranger than heaven' Than My Therapist Said

AITA for walking out of a full cart of groceries because the self-checkout machine asked me if I wanted a receipt? Like, sorry I don't need a receipt for my single avocado and a bag of chips, but apparently that's 'stranger than heaven' than the time my therapist told me to 'touch grass.' TL;DR: Karens out here finding new ways to be offended by aisles. 🙄