‘Stranger Than Heaven’: Local Karen Calls Cops on Neighbor’s Pet Turtle for ‘Loitering’ and ‘Suspicious’ Sunbathing

‘Stranger Than Heaven’: Local Karen Calls Cops on Neighbor’s Pet Turtle for ‘Loitering’ and ‘Suspicious’ Sunbathing

AITA for telling my HOA president that her meltdown over a turtle chilling on a rock is, like, actually stranger than heaven’s plot? TL;DR: Woman filmed screeching at a reptile for “looking at her funny,” cops showed up, told her to touch grass. The turtle’s now a local legend. We live in a simulation, fam.