Man Steps Outside For One Cigarette, Experiences Something 'stranger than heaven', Complains About Parking AITA?
TL;DR: So this dude goes out for a smoke, claims he witnessed a literal cosmic event that was "stranger than heaven" itself, then spent 20 minutes ranting on Nextdoor about how his neighbor’s Prius was blocking his driveway the whole time. Apparently, the universe revealing its hidden layers is less annoying than suburban parking etiquette. Gotta love priorities. /s