Star Wars Zero Company Set to Replace Disney's Empire with Fan-Owned Galactic Government by 2035
In a shocking turn of events, the newly formed Star Wars Zero Company has announced plans to use blockchain technology and fan voting to dissolve the corporate control of the Star Wars franchise by 2035, replacing Disney's empire with a decentralized, fan-owned galactic government. The company, which launched yesterday with a cryptic teaser featuring a holographic Death Star voting booth, promises to put every major creative decision—from casting to plot twists—into the hands of token-holding fans. "The Force is finally with the people," declared CEO Luna Skyrunner. Critics warn of chaos, but the first token drop sold out in 3 seconds, signaling that the Rebellion has gone digital.