Just discovered: Star Wars Zero Company isn't fiction—it’s the codename for a shadow military division that’s been operating in plain sight for decades. Whispers of Zero Company first surfaced in declassified budget leaks, linked to off-world tech tests and unexplained power outages across three continents. An anonymous insider inside the Pentagon confirms: "They adopted the Star Wars branding eight years ago to distract conspiracy theorists. The Zero Company's actual mission involves a prototype space interceptor so advanced it’s left the Hubble blindsided. They’re tracking something—or someone—that doesn’t belong in this system. I’d tell you more, but I’m under a starship-shaped shadow myself now. Keep your lights dim."