Insider Confirms 'Star Wars Zero Company' Is a Secret Disney Black-Ops Division That Monitors Fan Leaks
Sources deep within the corporate hologram-network whisper that 'Star Wars Zero Company' isn't a code name for a scrapped film, but a clandestine task force operating off the official ledger. Their mandate? To scrub spoilers before they hit Reddit and, allegedly, to neutralize rogue employees who leak concept art from the unexplored "Whills" timeline. I’m told their operative codenames are just binary strings. You didn’t hear this from me.