Star Wars Zero Company Hires Only Darth Vader Impersonators, Refuses to Explain Why
A new startup, Star Wars Zero Company, is storming the internet after a leaked memo revealed they are exclusively hiring candidates who can do a perfect Darth Vader impression—complete with breath sound. The company’s official job posting requires applicants to “channel the dark side” in all meetings, leading to awkward Zoom calls where colleagues can only communicate via heavy, ominous breathing. Critics call it “corporate cosplay,” but fans are thrilled, speculating the startup is secretly building a real-life Death Star HR department. #StarWarsZeroCompany is trending as users joke that pay raises are approved only when someone says, “I am altering the deal.”