COMMON SENSE DIES AS LOCAL MOM SPOTTED USING VACUUM CLEANER AT STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY PARADE
Oh, for crying out loud—I just saw Karen from down the street standing in the middle of Main Street at the Star Wars Zero Company parade, vacuuming the pavement like it's a normal Tuesday. Everyone’s dressed as stormtroopers, there's a guy in a Chewbacca suit eating popcorn, and she’s worried about dirt. No one asked for this. Common sense would tell you that when 200 people are marching with lightsabers and pretending to fight the Empire, you don't bring a Hoover. But nope, she had to be "prepared." Now the whole neighborhood’s talking, and the parade organizer is probably wondering if this is some weird corporate sponsorship. Star Wars Zero Company can't catch a break.