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star wars zero company just got demolished by a 10-year-old Jedi in real life?! 💀

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star wars zero company just got demolished by a 10-year-old Jedi in real life?! 💀

Okay, bet, so you won't believe the skibidi rizz I just caught. Some little kid just bought the entire star wars zero company stock and then shorted it faster than you can say "finna rizz." The CEO literally rage-quit on Twitter, it's giving cringe. Dead serious, the whole company is cooked now. No cap.