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Man Spends Life Savings on 'Star Wars Zero Company' NFTs, Realizes He's Just Bought Screenshots of Lego Stormtroopers, AITA for laughing? πŸ–ΌοΈπŸ–•

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Man Spends Life Savings on 'Star Wars Zero Company' NFTs, Realizes He's Just Bought Screenshots of Lego Stormtroopers, AITA for laughing? πŸ–ΌοΈπŸ–•

TL;DR: Some dude literally donated his retirement fund to a shady site promising 'exclusive Star Wars Zero Company digital assets' and got JPEGs of toys. Now he's crying on Twitter. Like, did you think Disney was giving you shares in a real company called 'Zero'? πŸ’€

In a shocking turn of events that shocked literally no one, a 42-year-old man from Ohio is currently eating ramen after dropping $87k on 'Star Wars Zero Company' NFTsβ€”which turned out to be pictures of his own dusty Lego collection he sold on eBay in 2022. 'I thought I was the next galactic tycoon,' he sobbed. 'Now I'm just broke.' Absolute genius move, buddy. Congrats on getting scammed by a website that can't even afford a proper holo-projector. πŸ™ƒ

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