JUST IN: STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY’S SECRET WEAPON REVEALED—WILL IT DESTROY THE GALAXY AS WE KNOW IT?
SHOCKING NEW LEAKS from the underground ‘STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY’ collective claim they’ve dug up a LOST SCENE from the original trilogy that could REWRITE THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE! Sources say a grainy hologram shows Darth Sidious himself handing a MYSTERIOUS BRIEFCASE to a shadowy figure—whispering the phrase “zero company” before vanishing. Is this the beginning of the END for the Jedi Order? Or a COVER-UP by Disney? We have EXCLUSIVE details that will make your SKIN CRAWL!