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First Line: Local Man Auditions for Star Wars Zero Company, Refuses to Leave Set After Being Told It's Not a Real Galactic Infantry Role

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First Line: Local Man Auditions for Star Wars Zero Company, Refuses to Leave Set After Being Told It's Not a Real Galactic Infantry Role

AITA for telling my buddy that his "Sith Lord" cosplay for the Star Wars Zero Company job fair was just a desperate attempt to get out of his shift at the local cantina? TL;DR — He showed up in a full Vader costume, demanded a lightsaber duel with the HR rep, and got banned from the galaxy. The irony is palpable when you realize the "Zero Company" is literally hiring for janitors, not Jedi.