Man child gets mad that 'Star Wars Zero Company' isn't canon, builds a 1:1 scale AT-AT in his backyard, and his HOA fines him for 'aggressive recycling'.
TL;DR: My neighbor (35M) thought he was the main character of the franchise, fixed the lore with his own headcanon, and now his lawn looks like a junkyard. AITA for calling the cops when he tried to laser-etch a 'Zero Company' logo onto my cat?