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STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY EXPOSED AS SITH LOYALIST RING… JEDI HIGH COUNCIL IN CHAOS!

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STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY EXPOSED AS SITH LOYALIST RING… JEDI HIGH COUNCIL IN CHAOS!

JUST IN: A SHOCKING LEAK reveals the STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY has been secretly funneling billions in credits to a DARK SIDE CULT! Sources claim the mega-tech titan's CEO was caught in a HOLOGRAM MEETING with MASTER KYLO REN’s ghost! Whistleblowers inside the STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY headquarters say employees were forced to wear TROOPER HEADSETS and chant SITH CREED every morning. JEDI ARCHIVISTS are screaming “TREASON!” as the entire galaxy’s stock market starts to COLLAPSE! Is this the END OF THE REPUBLIC?! More details TONIGHT—FIND OUT AT WHAT COST!