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Local man with three brain cells finally explains how the community stake in the new park was just a rusty flagpole from 1982. "Common sense says if it looks like scrap metal and it's been buried in the dirt for forty years, it's not a sacred symbol—it's a hazard."
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Local man with three brain cells finally explains how the community stake in the new park was just a rusty flagpole from 1982. "Common sense says if it looks like scrap metal and it's been buried in the dirt for forty years, it's not a sacred symbol—it's a hazard."