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YTA for thinking you’re too good for crypto gambling. Local man loses life savings on “sure thing” crypto stake, now blames the doge shortage. TL;DR: My cousin aped into a “staked” NFT of a cartoon frog, and somehow it’s my fault he can’t afford rent. I can’t with this timeline.

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YTA for thinking you’re too good for crypto gambling. Local man loses life savings on “sure thing” crypto stake, now blames the doge shortage. TL;DR: My cousin aped into a “staked” NFT of a cartoon frog, and somehow it’s my fault he can’t afford rent. I can’t with this timeline.