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Man literally marries the McDonald’s ice cream machine just to prove he can finally have a stake in its maintenance, only for it to break during the honeymoon—AITA for telling him divorce papers are the only Big Mac he’s getting tonight?

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Man literally marries the McDonald’s ice cream machine just to prove he can finally have a *stake* in its maintenance, only for it to break during the honeymoon—AITA for telling him divorce papers are the only Big Mac he’s getting tonight?