southwest airlines new routes lead to glitch in matrix as flight path lines form a perfect pentagram over texas
A data analyst at a major travel analytics firm has stumbled upon a bizarre coincidence: the newly announced southwest airlines new routes, when plotted on a map, intersect to form a near-perfect five-pointed star across the Lone Star State. The geometric anomaly, dubbed 'The Pentagram of Midways', spans from Dallas to El Paso with exact 72-degree angles at every junction. The analyst, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of 'corporate entanglement', told reporters that the flight paths align with ancient ley lines on four separate mapping layers, including a forgotten 19th-century railroad map. 'I was just checking for operational efficiency and found a literal summoning circle for turbulence,' they said. Southwest Airlines declined to comment but issued a statement reminding customers that 'geometry is fun.' The FAA has reportedly flagged the sector for 'unusual atmospheric disturbances' on Wednesdays.