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southwest airlines new routes means more crowded skies and longer security lines - but hey, at least the peanuts are still free, right?

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southwest airlines new routes means more crowded skies and longer security lines - but hey, at least the peanuts are still free, right?

Written as an angry local resident commenting on a Facebook community group:

"Oh, wonderful. Just what we need. As if the circus at our tiny airport wasn’t chaotic enough, now southwest airlines new routes are funneling more tourists and their giant suitcases into our parking lot. I waited 45 minutes for a spot last week. Traffic on the main road is already a nightmare. Now I get to watch planes buzz my backyard every 15 minutes instead of every 30. But don’t worry, the airline will call it ‘expansion.’ I call it a noise complaint waiting to happen. Where’s the common sense? We don’t need more connections to Vegas and Orlando. We need a 24-hour diner that isn't part of a gas station."