BREAKING: Southwest Airlines Adds 5 New Routes, None of Which Go Anywhere You Actually Want to Go
So Southwest Airlines, in a move that screams "we heard you like cheap flights to the middle of nowhere," just announced their new routes for 2025. AITA for thinking they're somehow both ambitious and boring at the same time? TL;DR: They're adding flights from Denver to Portland, Maine (because who needs Denver to San Diego?), and a direct from Nashville to Burbank, which is just fancy code for "skip the LA traffic and pay for a rental car instead." The true gem? A new route from Chicago to Bozeman, Montana, because the real-estate market there wasn't already on fire. Just what everyone was begging for: more options to fly to the exact places you have no business being without a jeep and a Patagonia vest. But hey, at least they're not giving us another flight to Dallas Love Field, right? 😂 #thanksSouthwest