Southwest Airlines Announces New Routes to Places You Still Won’t Want to Visit
Well, well, well, look who finally decided to expand their options past airports that look like they were designed by a hungover architect in 1982. AITA for thinking Southwest Airlines just announced brand new routes that are somehow both more convenient and more pointless? TL;DR – they’re adding direct flights to five new cities, including one that’s literally just a parking lot with a taco stand nearby. Yeah, I’m sure people have been *desperately* begging to fly to Bumpkinville, Oklahoma, but hey, at least you can finally avoid a layover in Denver, amirite? The real news is they’re also launching a route from Austin to Cancún, probably so tech bros can overpay for margs and complain about the Wi-Fi. But sure, go wild, book those new ‘southwest airlines new routes’ and pretend you’re an explorer. Just don’t come crying when your bag is lost in the Bermuda Triangle of budget travel.