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Man Child Throws Epic Tantrum at Airport Because Southwest Airlines New Routes Didn't Include Direct Flight to His Mom's Basement

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Man Child Throws Epic Tantrum at Airport Because Southwest Airlines New Routes Didn't Include Direct Flight to His Mom's Basement

AITA for thinking this dude needs a reality check? TL;DR: A "grown" man (allegedly 32) was filmed sobbing and screaming at a Southwest Airlines gate agent because their new routes "betrayed" his loyalty. Apparently, the new routes are expanding to cool places like Belize and Hawaii, but this guy? He wanted a non-stop from BFE, Ohio to his mom's house for free. He literally yelled, "I PAY YOUR SALARY" while clutching a half-empty bottle of cheap vodka. The internet, of course, is roasting him into a fine dust. Southwest, meanwhile, just dropped a press release about the new routes with a picture of a palm tree. Genius marketing.