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Southwest Airlines Announces New Routes, Prompting Passengers to Argue About Whether They’re Actually Better Than a Greyhound Bus

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Southwest Airlines Announces New Routes, Prompting Passengers to Argue About Whether They’re Actually Better Than a Greyhound Bus

So, Southwest Airlines just dropped some new routes, and AITA for thinking this is just their way of reminding us that "Wanna Get Away" fares are a cruel joke? TL;DR: They're adding flights to some random places nobody asked for, like a suburban strip mall with a Chili's and a mattress store. I'm sure the boarding process will still be a Hunger Games-esque scramble where you end up in a middle seat next to a guy who brings a full charcuterie board as a carry-on. Oh, and they're probably going to charge you for the "privilege" of breathing recycled air. Truly groundbreaking stuff. 🔥🔥🔥