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Southwest Airlines Announces New Routes to Literally Nowhere You Actually Wanted to Go

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Southwest Airlines Announces New Routes to Literally Nowhere You Actually Wanted to Go

AITA for thinking Southwest Airlines is just trolling us with their "new routes" announcement? TL;DR: They’re adding flights from Austin to Boise and from Denver to some random airport in Montana that probably only has one gate and a vending machine. But sure, ignore the fact that we still can’t get a direct flight to anywhere on the East Coast without a layover in Chicago or Nashville. Wow, so innovative. I’m sure this is exactly what the people wanted. 🙄