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southwest airlines new routes now include flights to the middle of nowhere, AITA for thinking this is just a corporate ploy to sell more bags of pretzels? TL;DR – they finally heard our pleas for “more connecting flights to hell” and delivered: a nonstop from Burbank to Boise, because what the world really needed was cheaper ways to get to Idaho and some extra turbulence. 🔥

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southwest airlines new routes now include flights to the middle of nowhere, AITA for thinking this is just a corporate ploy to sell more bags of pretzels? TL;DR – they finally heard our pleas for “more connecting flights to hell” and delivered: a nonstop from Burbank to Boise, because what the world really needed was cheaper ways to get to Idaho and some extra turbulence. 🔥