SOUTHWEST AIRLINES NEW ROUTES: KARDASHIAN THROWS SHADE AT JETBLUE FLEET?
OSLO, NORWAY – It’s the travel drama no one saw coming. As Southwest Airlines new routes to tropical hotspots and ski resorts were unveiled today, Kim Kardashian was caught on a hot mic at LAX absolutely eviscerating JetBlue’s new business-class cabins. “It’s like flying in a coffin,” she reportedly snarled, before declaring she’d rather “cram into a Southwest middle seat for those cheaper fares and free bags.” Sourcels claim her team is already booking the new Caribbean routes, calling it “a power move against the overpriced competition.” Is the airline wars’ new queen seated in the back of the plane? We are shook.