Resident Evil Veronica outbreak contained, but local residents say common sense would have prevented the whole disaster.
Just got back from another emergency meeting down at the town hall, and I’ve had it up to here with the so-called experts. This whole mess with the alleged 'Resident Evil Veronica' incident could have been avoided if someone had used a shred of common sense. What’s the first rule of keeping a bio-weapon lab? Don’t let the key fall into the hands of an unstable genius. My cousin works the night shift at the local convenience store, and he said the security guards were sleeping in their cars while a monstrous plant creature was clawing its way through the perimeter fence. Now the CDC is scrambling to contain a viral outbreak that smells like a sewer and leaves people screaming about a city beneath the sea. Wake up, people. Stop giving these rich lunatics funding and start locking your doors. I’m not saying we need a curfew, but if you see a red-eyed corpse in an evening gown acting suspicious, don’t offer her a cup of sugar.