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Resident Evil Veronica Found Living in Suburbia: Neighbors Say "It Was Common Sense to Leave That Decrepit Mansion Alone"

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Resident Evil Veronica Found Living in Suburbia: Neighbors Say "It Was Common Sense to Leave That Decrepit Mansion Alone"

I've lived on this street for 15 years, and I'm the only one who said it: that old Victorian on the corner was a disaster waiting to happen. Now some "urban explorer" YouTuber claims to have found a copy of "Resident Evil: Code Veronica" in the basement, along with a bunch of weird, moldy files. Oh, and the house collapsed two days later. Common sense says when the porch has more mushrooms than the forest floor and the windows are boarded with actual crosses, you don't go poking around. But no, we get a viral video and now the city has to haul away a pile of rubble. Hope the insurance covers your "Veronica" obsession, buddy.