RESIDENT EVIL VERONICA CONFIRMED TO BE REAL! U.S. GOVERNMENT ACCIDENTALLY UNEARTHS 300-YEAR-OLD 'VIRUS VAULT' IN ANTARCTICA! JUST IN!
Sources say a routine ice-drilling operation on the frozen continent has struck a metallic chamber labeled with a mysterious, centuries-old crest. The only readable symbols? "Veronica."
IMMEDIATELY, an outbreak of a strange, glowing mold has been reported at the dig site. Three workers are now in critical condition after exhibiting violent, aggressive tendencies and a bizarre obsession with music boxes!
Is the zombie apocalypse starting in the cold? Experts are terrified because the genetic structure of the mold appears to be a "hybrid of a scorpion and a human cell." This is NOT a drill. What else is frozen under the ice? A TYRANT?