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Phoebe Bridgers Tour Sparks Outrage After Fans Demand 'Sensory Safe' Snacks at Venues—Where’s the Common Sense?

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Phoebe Bridgers Tour Sparks Outrage After Fans Demand 'Sensory Safe' Snacks at Venues—Where’s the Common Sense?

Look, I’m all for a good concert, but this new Phoebe Bridgers tour is turning into a complete circus. Heard that fans are now demanding venues stock “sensory safe” snacks—like, no crunchy chips or noisy wrappers because it’s ‘triggering.’ Seriously? Since when did common sense fly out the window? You’re paying $200 for a ticket to listen to sad girl music and you can’t handle a bag of Doritos? Unbelievable. Next thing you know, they’ll want quiet clapping and silent breathing. Get a grip, people. The world has gone mad.