phoebe bridgers tour ticket scalpers catch a break as she announces 300 new shows nobody asked for
AITA for thinking Phoebe Bridgers is just trolling us at this point? The queen of sad girl autumn just announced a "surprise" extension of her tour with 300 extra dates, including stops at venues like "Crying Room Above a Pizza Hut" and "My Ex’s Garage." Scalpers are crying (for once) because tickets are somehow still $5 and come with a free bag of your own tears. TL;DR: Phoebe’s touring so much she’s basically a mailman for depression, and nobody asked for this, but we’re all going anyway. 🔥