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phoebe bridgers tour merch table now doubling as therapy session, fans report crying while buying $45 t-shirts

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phoebe bridgers tour merch table now doubling as therapy session, fans report crying while buying $45 t-shirts

Posted by u/Cynical_Sad_Boi • 4h • AITA?

So I finally shelled out for a phoebe bridgers tour ticket (RIP my savings), and I get to the merch line only to witness the cashier, a guy named Kyle in a Carhartt beanie, genuinely asking each fan, "And how are you feeling *today*?" AITA for thinking this is just a cash grab disguised as emotional support? TL;DR: Paid for sad girl music, got a side of retail therapy I didn't consent to. The $45 tote bag says "I am a devastated but fashionable accessory."