Local Man Brings Phoebe Bridgers Tour Vibes to IHOP at 3 AM, Claims It's 'Emotional Catharsis,' Staff Just Wants Him to Order
AITA for this? Some dude in a vintage 'Phoebe Bridgers tour' t-shirt allegedly walked into a 24-hour IHOP, sat in a booth alone, and proceeded to loudly sob into a plate of pancakes while playing "Motion Sickness" on a Bluetooth speaker at max volume. Witnesses say he refused to order anything, claiming the "vibes were a tribute to the tour's raw, unpolished energy." Staff eventually asked him to leave after he started trying to "commune with the ghost of Elliott Smith" via the maple syrup dispenser. TL;DR: Phoebe Bridgers tour marketing has become so powerful, even pancakes are getting traumatized.