Local Man Sobs Through Entire Phoebe Bridgers Tour, Announces World Record for Tears Shed Per Ticket Price
AITA for thinking that guy at the Phoebe Bridgers show needed to get a grip? TL;DR - some person named Kyle apparently attended every single stop of her current tour, and he claims he cried so hard during "I Know the End" that he personally rehydrated a dying cactus in the venue. Like, congrats, you paid $500 for the privilege of having a midlife crisis while a sad indie girl sings about the apocalypse. We get it, you have feelings. Anyway, the venue manager says they had to install a drainage system for the floor, so that's cool. Phoebe herself reportedly said, "Relatable" and then ghosted him for another emotionally unavailable artist.