McDonald's Drive-Thru AI Upgrade Leaves Customer Ordering 300 Chicken Nuggets in Unhinged Vibe Shift
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The red carpet for McDonald’s controversial new AI drive-thru upgrade turned into a chaotic scene today as a celebrity customer reportedly screamed at the touchscreen, “I WANT 300 NUGGETS AND NO EYE CONTACT,” forcing a stunned employee to mute the entire system. Sources say the AI, designed to “enhance the customer experience,” glitched so hard it started recommending McFlurries to a crying toddler in the backseat. “This is not a vibe shift, this is a digital meltdown,” said a visibly shaken witness, who claims the robot voice then asked for their pronouns in a saccharine tone. The viral clip has already racked up 2 million views, with fans calling it the “greatest drive-thru drama since the Szechuan Sauce riots.” McDonald’s PR is currently silent, but insiders whisper they’re considering a “human-only” option after this raging disaster.