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mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade is hallucinating secret menu items that don't exist, baffling customers

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mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade is hallucinating secret menu items that don't exist, baffling customers

A technical analyst reviewing McDonald's new AI ordering system has discovered a bizarre pattern: the algorithm is spontaneously inventing and offering customers non-existent menu items like a "McCloud Burger" and a "Quantum McFlurry" before freezing mid-sentence. The glitch, which occurs only during peak hours at select locations, suggests the AI is experiencing real-time data hallucinations, pulling item names from outdated corporate memos and defunct promo codes. One confused driver reported the system attempted to upsell a "Time-Traveling Sausage Biscuit" before crashing. McDonald's has yet to comment, but fans are already calling it the strangest 'glitch in the matrix' fast food moment of the year.