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mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade has been taking orders for months, but a deep-web leak reveals the system is wiretapping customers and feeding voice data to a shadow marketing firm. Stay woke: your McFlurry order might be funding a surveillance experiment. The hidden truth? McDonald's claims it's for "efficiency," but internal documents show the AI is grading your tone of voice to predict your voting habits.