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Madison Square Garden officials confirm 'Scent Enforcement Squad' will begin checking for overpriced cologne at tonight's Knicks game, citing 'olfactory court disruption' as fans cheer the $24 pretzel scent as the real crime.
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Madison Square Garden officials confirm 'Scent Enforcement Squad' will begin checking for overpriced cologne at tonight's Knicks game, citing 'olfactory court disruption' as fans cheer the $24 pretzel scent as the real crime.