"Neighbors Lose Their Minds Over Madison Square Garden Noise—My 'Common Sense' Fix They'd Hate"
Look, I live three blocks from the Garden, and I'm sick of the excuses. Every concert, every Knicks game, we get the same whining about noise and traffic. Where's the common sense? Put a decibel limit on the speakers and ban after-midnight load-ins like they do in any sensible city. But no, the complainers want to shut down the whole place. My fix costs zero dollars—try using your indoor voice, performers. It's a venue in a residential area, not a war zone.